Animals, heck

Animal Welfare: Hot Dog Temperature Alert System for Car Owners too Stupid to Have Pets

I need look no further than the Hot Dog Temperature Alert system for cars. Install it, turn it on, and if the temperature rises above a preset one, then the windows roll down automatically, the horn sounds and a man in uniform appears as if by magic with a red hot poker that he rams up your ass.

How long till one of these either does or doesn’t save the life of a kid that someone leaves strapped into their carseat?

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