This is why I love The Register

Another story about someone getting stuck by following computerized directions:

the demoniac satnav’s plan to finish its fleshy master by sealing him up in his cab until he died of pastry-based-snack-induced malnutrition misfired. The plucky trucky, 45, managed to struggle free of the cab and evade any banjo-playing inbred cannibal psychotics who may have been lurking in the surrounding thickets. After fighting his way heroically across as much as several yards of impenetrable wilderness, the gutsy Czech reached the home of simple, decent yokels the Auburn family, who had lived there for generations* plying their homely trade as university lecturers. The kindly bumpkins nourished Odehnal back to health, rather than giving him to the wicker man or something.

*Two. News reports specify that the family had a son, 19, known as “Mat”.

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